By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML
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Slawter16 24

Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey is originally a Twilight fanfiction. You're probably better off without her.

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Enslaved 36

Well, tell her you're even since she's not able to please you like Sasha Grey. :P

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Let her go. The day she runs into a real Dom she'll find out real quick if she's down for that cause it's not like the books.

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bobak_can_ani 7

It could be worse! Be happy she didn't want you to be Edward Cullen.

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missyamaha 11

books like these are ruining so many relationships! this is why I have never read that series. how can your partner live up to a fictional character? I think you dodged a bullet on this one, considering why she left, I'd have been helping her pack her bags. what a *****!

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militarybrat 21

Yet another person who doesn't know the difference between fact and fiction. You are better off without her. FYL, but good for you.

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caffeineneko45 8

You're probably better off without her if she fantasizes about being raped on the hood of a fancy sportscar. In all seriousness, though, op, fyl. And I hope you find someone who isn't so obsessed with a fictional character.

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truepanda 2

I think u should at least try to read it to get better bcuz fanfic or not it DOES teach u about female pleasure. BUT! Since ur girl friend is acting like a unrealistic bitch that only cares about how good u r at sex then ur better off without her.

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RogueQuinn13 3

Oh. This is great. Seriously. Much better off without her. Be thankful. Be very, very thankful this happened to you. Now, find someone who reads grammatically correct, and thoughtful books.

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