By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:06 - United States - Gig Harbor

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML
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Slawter16 24

Just remember that 50 Shades of Grey is originally a Twilight fanfiction. You're probably better off without her.

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Enslaved 36

Well, tell her you're even since she's not able to please you like Sasha Grey. :P

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tehdarkness 21

You are better off my friend.

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NikkiAmber09 12

Someone needs to burn all of those books. They're utter shit with horrid sentence structure and grammatical errors.

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CloudBustah 20

I've seen my teacher read 50 Shades Of Grey once. She held it up for another teacher to see while smiling.

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Martnikk 15

well now you have something to burn or sell at a second hand book store. Sell it because you punish the authir this way they don't get roytiez from that

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snazzily 2

shoyldve just handcuffed her to the bed and punched her.

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dravvy 7

W-O-W...I don't know which guy had it worse. The one where she left him for Edward Cullen or this. MAYBE IT'S THE SAME STUPID GIRL! Either way you're better off without her. My girlfriend tried getting me to read them and I couldn't. I honestly don't see the hype in those books. I write better pornos than that. But to each their own and for girls ending relationships like THAT then may the stupid be with you.

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lalaney 14

There is a slight possibility that you actually suck as a boyfriend and have not tried at all to meet her sexual or emotional needs. Sure, she has clung to a very weak image of what she wants, but had you been paying enough attention to her, this might not have happened. It certainly wouldn't have come as much of a surprise.

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mktingchick7 2

Maybe you should learn new moves, either wise she wouldn't need a teen book to get off. Seems like the old ones aren't getting you nowhere.

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Cecil_Baldwin 5

Considering Fifty Shades depicts an ABUSIVE relationship, that's definitely for the best. (Not to say that BDSM itself is abusive, just that Christian is a manipulative asshole.)

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