By A Henderson - 25/04/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should sue him for getting violent and messing up your office. And then you should sue him for trying to force you to take a frivolous case. And then you should sue him for threatening you!

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SkoomaKi 27

I'm willing to bet this guy is old. Old people just have a natural thing for complaining. We give them a nice retirement home and a phone call once a month, what could they complain about?

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jaytee1994 9

Tell him you'll talk to the judge privately, and when he heard from the judge him self then maybe hell understand

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Silentstrike 11

Here comes the "Only in America" jokes.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

The comments on this were greatly entertaining. :D I'd say FYL, OP, for having to put up with that amount of stupidity... probably every day.

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wildfiresgirl 7

Haven't ya ever heard of slander OP? People sue for it all the time, so the case IS workable! Lol!

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Further proof we are the most ridiculously litigious nation in the whole world. It's quite sad really.

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XxblueyyxX 3

Wow, you guys are extremely rude to number 1's comment. It's called being respectful, try it some time.

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rhysfucker 24

They're called nuts... Put them in your mouth sometime. Really.

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emILYissoocool 0

Its your civil right to refuse to represent him!

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Sumo69 9

He sounds like some sort of pansy noway you cannot sue someone from telling the truth

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rhysfucker 24

Ahhh...the smell of another frivolous lawsuit derailed....smells like Napalm in the morning...

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