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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By whatarethisss - 29/01/2016 16:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML

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By coco1234 - 09/03/2020 12:35

Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML

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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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It's toast

By Crying - 16/04/2017 02:00

Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By jenni6488 - 22/02/2012 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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Kibaruto 33

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:03

If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.

RojerRamjet 3

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:03

Should have let him find out the hard way

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newburton13 26

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:37

Pain is a wonderful teacher. Keep that in mind.

Nohman 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:37

It's not?

sarahadlina 14

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:01

And how old is he??

perdix 29

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:05

You should have shut up and let nature take it's course. Maybe your new sister will be a little wiser after the "accident."

mattstefanick 6

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:19

lol

jrock9093 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:25

Electrocution comes to mind but most of all that's were we put our toast garbage now how wants to have any thing toasted on a stick

Sinkreius 4

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:45

Why did you stop him? If he wasn't meant to reproduce, then he wasn't meant to reproduce.

awsamb 8

Tuesday 24 September 2013 13:45

My dad had to do the same for me

davek 36

Tuesday 24 September 2013 14:15

Unless he's a little kid maybe Darwinism should be allowed to take its course.

peacejunior 12

Tuesday 24 September 2013 14:18

Maybe he likes it roasted.

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