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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By jenni6488 - 22/02/2012 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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By 12693 - 24/10/2012 17:35 - Australia - Perth

Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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Kibaruto 33

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:03

If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.

RojerRamjet 3

Tuesday 24 September 2013 10:03

Should have let him find out the hard way

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Pwn17 25

Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:07

Tell him to stop dicking around.

bingbongbingbong 11

Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:38

Only In America

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:59

Toaster strudel.

asherm 15

Tuesday 24 September 2013 11:59

I would think the pain would convince your brother, young "Darwin".

armoso231 7

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:08

His thoughts at that moment, "Instructions unclear! Stick dick inside the toaster?"

incognito1520 20

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:09

Should have let him learn that on his own.

Chellec2013 28

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:15

Should just let him next time. Stop him from reproducing. Make sure he buys you a new toaster though.

sunshine41196 12

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:20

yum toasted dick with white sauce for breakfast!

emuexport 4

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:27

Errrrr, Thats hot :/

ShadowFlame275 18

Tuesday 24 September 2013 12:35

I gave am xbox live friend who's gtag is chodetoaster.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 September 2013 15:25

wha-huh?

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