Love: Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl...

By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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You deserved it 7 823

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Anchorage

Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

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By ? - 20/02/2013 18:20 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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marmlr339 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:38

She probably thought it'd turn you on!

Lennsik 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:45

OP, really sucks for you, man. Cheating is cheating, no matter how you wrap it up and put a bow on it. Best you just dump her, she seems far too thick in the head to understand much anyways.

Comments

thatsucks2983 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:20

Been there

anorexicbarbie 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:26

This is cheating, I don't understand why people are calling the OP retarded.

texaschick48 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:41

agree

xNakedMuffinsx 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:30

In response to #60 - Why does he automaticaly have to just "respect her" regardless of the circumstances? Not everyone HAS to be open-minded about everything, and people are entitled to living according to their own morals. She obviously didn't respect him or the relationship enough to be faithful, and if she was sexually confused, she should have RESPECTED him enough to explore her feelings without cheating. To the person who claims it isn't cheating without penetration - Would you be accepting of your girlfriend making out/giving out Beejs/or touching her body as long as he doesn't put his penis inside of her? Probably not. Not everyone wants to have a threesome, and just cause she's messing with a girl means that is what she wants either. To some people, having ONE significant other is a lot more meaningful than stereotyping bi-sexuality as an open invitation to unlimited and guilt free threesomes...

WildInTheStreets 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:32

what is wrong with that?

WildInTheStreets 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:34

i mean if she's bi let her do what she wants. but then if she does stuff with another guy, then it would be considered cheating.

khaya 9

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:36

I pray everyday to be in the situation you are in now.

ressespieces122 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:36

is she retarded wow you really know how to pick them

sloy1975 10

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:40

@ #111, I AGREE

xNakedMuffinsx 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:41

The day my boyfriend is down for a threesome with another guy, will be the day he gets to have a threesome with me and another girl. The day that he can comfortably watch another man put his hands on my body and not want to skin him alive, will be the day that I will agree with society that 2 girls being together is an automatic turn-on...Yeah, NEVER gonna happen. He can have his fantasies, but he knows I make a valid point.