Kids: Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after...

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

And this is how we end up with rapists

Nutcup 16

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

Comments

RoboCunnilingus 23

Monday 19 November 2012 3:54

Why was she allowed to procreate? We need to stop this before it's too laye!

lou_knee 6

Monday 19 November 2012 3:55

And this is why humanity's doomed :(

gracehi 31

Monday 19 November 2012 3:55

Another case of the parent being even worse than the child.

HighlandShadows 48

Monday 19 November 2012 3:59

I weep for the future of our world when I think of people like that woman raising the members of the next generation.

livewire1701 8

Monday 19 November 2012 3:59

Just another case for forced sterilization.

UltraLord 3

Monday 19 November 2012 4:02

I'd knock that bitch out xD

gracehi 31

Monday 19 November 2012 4:06

This is why my daddy's okay with me carrying a gun.

Fuzzidio 2

Monday 19 November 2012 4:11

I see what you did there

rosha267 21

Monday 19 November 2012 4:14

Not my daughter you bitch!

daringtoride 27

Monday 19 November 2012 7:19

Molly Weasley! :D I would totally pull a Molly Weasley in this situation. Well, replace the wand with a well-aimed punch to the face (or a good bitch-slap would do just as well.)

MsMourningStar 22

Monday 19 November 2012 7:56

Best. Reference. EVER. That was by far my favorite scene. That and Creeture asking to hit people in the head with a frying pan. "For good measure". Or Dobby saying "Dobby never meant to kill. Just injure or seriously maim." OH! Or... Well I could be here all day lol