Kids: Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after...

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

And this is how we end up with rapists

Nutcup 16

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

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kiroarous 9

Monday 19 November 2012 16:26

Cut the bitch

JaysFanStu 3

Monday 19 November 2012 16:31

Follow her advice and dummy the bitch right in her face.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 19 November 2012 16:33

Tell your daughter to kick him in the nuts!

ravenevercross 19

Monday 19 November 2012 16:41

Next time pimp slap that bitch.

infamousq 13

Monday 19 November 2012 17:28

I was have said that is fine but if your son touch my daughter again I am going to "lay hands" on you!

alwaysbored13 14

Monday 19 November 2012 18:17

I'd love to see how that logic works when the boy grows up and gets angry on his mother....

JDII 3

Monday 19 November 2012 18:20

so you punched her in the mouth and said you can do whatever the hell you want right? Lmfao.

gio4467 7

Monday 19 November 2012 18:22

I would've punched that guy square in the face, and then teach that punch to my daughter, in case of future douchebags

corleon198425 22

Monday 19 November 2012 19:30

Only in NY

opoopu 8

Monday 19 November 2012 19:31

Slap her kid, and if she protests, tell her to mind her own business and you can do whatever you want.

Kukironosuke 16

Monday 19 November 2012 21:32

@152, no you shouldn't slap the child, the child is ignorant only because the parent is ignorant, that would be abusing a small child that is already most likely abused at home, you would only be making that childs life more miserable. But she should have definitely smacked the mother