Kids: Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after...

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

And this is how we end up with rapists

Nutcup 16

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

Comments

stewpididiot 11

Monday 19 November 2012 5:50

Well, who the **** could have known that the bus to crazyville had a stop in your town ??!!

darkangel752 2

Monday 19 November 2012 6:05

I would have slapped the boys mother and told her to control her son!

ElTigre995 4

Monday 19 November 2012 6:29

did you let her get away with telling you off, or did you put her in her place?

Jennielee 6

Monday 19 November 2012 6:42

Now you know why he behaves like that.

Ryan_Jaxson 8

Monday 19 November 2012 7:07

Is his name Steve too?

thepooburgler 2

Monday 19 November 2012 7:30

Should have just beat his ass and called it good.

MsMourningStar 22

Monday 19 November 2012 7:43

Anyone else as confused by 10's picture as I am?

HentaiBunny 4

Monday 19 November 2012 7:43

Are the kids 5 or 15?!

wellthatsukx 0

Monday 19 November 2012 7:52

She should have her child taken away and forced to undergo a hysterectomy. She is unfit to be a mother. Hate on this all you want, but I don't **** around with bad parenting. That's how we ended up with America.