Kids: Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after...

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

And this is how we end up with rapists

Nutcup 16

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

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melimeli628 10

Monday 19 November 2012 8:21

Well, since he can do what HE wants. OP I suggest you beat the pulp out of him because you want too. Alls fair in war.

Likian5 26

Monday 19 November 2012 8:41

If that was my daughter, I'd be all over that little shit for touching her.

Lazaruk 3

Monday 19 November 2012 8:44

106 - You're clearly new here, hahaa.

HFE10 2

Monday 19 November 2012 8:59

That's modern parenting for ya. Zero accountability.

skittles_fairy07 4

Monday 19 November 2012 9:24

That's when you tell her, "And THAT is why your son is going to be on Cops when he's older. *sarcastically* Congratulations on great parenting!"

xx000o 27

Monday 19 November 2012 9:32

106, not as confused as I am by your picture.

ViviMage 39

Monday 19 November 2012 9:33

It *is* your effing business if your kid is involved

mattscott 5

Monday 19 November 2012 9:40

Teach her how to throw a good punch. It's a lesson anyone should learn.

sylar88_fml 1

Monday 19 November 2012 9:43

OP you should get your daughter into karate lessons and have her learn some street fighting as well so she has some self defenses For when shes by herself.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 19 November 2012 10:13

If I were in your position, I would have either bitch slapped the other mother or taught my daughter to deliver a dick kick so hard that his grandchildren would be feeling it.