By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
I agree, your life sucks 85 489
You deserved it 5 902

Same thing different taste

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i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse

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beckyb 0

The person probably had a yeast infection between the folds of their skin due to the warm, moist environment. Unless the OP had a compromised immune system, I don't think they had to worry about becoming infected. It is gross, but there are worse things to be worried about catching than that... like MRSA.

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.....ewewew.....EW EW EW

lady4 0

SORRY TO THE OP THAT HAD TO GO THROUGH THAT.. YEAH IT'S THEIR JOB BUT I RECOMMEND YOU CONSIDER A POLICY THAT DEALS WITH INFECTIOUS SKIN, THAT COULD BE BAD FOR YOU AND MAYBE EVEN OTHER CLIENTS.. FYL #78 IS FUCKEN RETARDED.. BITCH YOU GOT ME ****** UP... INSTEAD OF COMING ON HERE BEING AN IGNORANT **** THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY DOING SOMETHING YOURSELF TO HELP OTHERS... YEAH IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF PEOPLE INSTEAD OF OVERSTUFFING THEMSELVES WOULD SEND MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO ARE STARVING BUT THATS NOT THE ONLY PROBLEM.. AND WHY THE **** YOU HATIN ON OBESE PEOPLE, YEAH THEY HAVE THEIR TROUBLES BUT THEY'RE HUMANS TOO... SO YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME YOU HAVE NEVER WORKED WITH AN OBESE PERSON.. ****.. IGNORANT BITCH!

I noticed that you referred to one obese person as "they" -> this is hilarious and sublime. And the fungus infection: super duper gross!! People should always wash and then dry themselves properly, you don't need to be fat to take this as an extra care. It should be routine.

oh god #1 the correct term is massage therapist massuers give happy endings and that clearly isnt the case here im a massage therapist and im dreading the day this ever happens to me but that really sucks that he only tipped u 2 dollars what a cheap ****

oh god #1 the correct term is massage therapist massuers give happy endings and that clearly isnt the case here and to all u ignorant people with ur idiotic comments some people cant help being obese because its not always that they over eat some of them actually have issues with their bodies that make them that way no matter what they do just because everyone isnt a perfect size 6 or wheatever doesnt make them gross so all of u need to stfu and get lives but back to this u can add something into ur code of ethics and ur policy if u become uncomfortable with certain things after this incident lol im a massage therapist and im dreading the day this ever happens to me but that really sucks that he only tipped u 2 dollars what a cheap ****

that_guy01 0

clean your hands with gasoline, that'll get the smell out. Then you'd just have to find a way to get the gas smell off and you're good to go.