By ChangMu - 01/05/2013 06:40 - United States - Des Moines

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 406
You deserved it 7 476

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zingline89 18

Aw I'm sorry, let me give you a Huggie

Perhaps your username should be "ChangeMe" instead...

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olpally 32

Good job stewie! Becoming a big boy now aren't we? Lol.

seniorchang 16

Bummer, OP. You must be down in the dumps. Diaper rash can be some painful shit. Hope it all comes out OK in the end!

I use that stuff on my hands all the time. Way better than most lotions!

No shame in that. Try Burt's Bees diaper ointment. Nothing quite like an all natural fresh butt! :)

caysters 12

Change your pants when you piss em. Or better yet, stop pissing em.

lollypop30001 19

Hey don't knock till you try it. It really helps take out the burn. I use it for sun burns. You don't pill so bad.

Sudocrem is actually pretty for for other ailments like acne and dermatitis so i'm sure people didn't find that too odd OP :) also, fun fact, Bonjela (teething gel), when applied to the balls of your feet, make them go numb so you last longer in high heels (Y)

JDCH_99 10

I used it when prepping for a colonoscopy. The constant ******** and wiping made things pretty raw and that cream was a great relief during an otherwise unpleasant experience.

Short, funny, and straight to the point.