By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

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Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML
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fallencastiel 22

I don't want to know how hard you were masturbating for your hand to chip your tooth

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concend_blk_guy 8

I've never favorite an FML post until I read this and some of the comments, this is hilarious.

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xKai_Axelx 12

1. how does it slip off? 2. why were you using so much force? 3. why was your face so close to your dick if you weren't using too much force?

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Matttis 7

Jeez! Did you try to light it on fire or why did you jerk it so hard? O_o

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skyjayq 10

oh I thought he said his dick slammed into his face LMAO I was thinking fake while laughing but I reread it

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Baybiiie 11

Hmmmm... Anyone else find this story a bit suspect?

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Laughatmypain15 12

I hope the dentist wasn't a huge jerk about it

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