By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 14:29 - United States - Atwater

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML
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TMO2142 25

Ezio has all his fingers though

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I can't stand leg puns! 22

Actually Ezio has his finger cut off near the end of Assassin's Creed 2, when he finds out that all of his BFFs were actually Assassins the whole time. Still, I see your point, FYL

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OverFlash 15

Nope. Altaïr removed that tradition. Instead, Assassins got branded on their ring finger.

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TKPhai 21

Someone's been playing too much video games!

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RealSuperSand 21

Your son went full retard. You never go full retard.

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Bluebering 16

Ezio has all fingers altaïr is missing 1 from each hand

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Zarcissa 34

No, only his left ring finger is gone.

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conflictedebola 20

Having kids reminds of of one of my favorite Assassin's Creed quotes. "Safety and peace, Malik." "Your presence here deprives me of both."

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the_moogly 4

I have to wonder if they ever got past the intro stages of AC2. They seem to have played AC1 though.

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Emily_Daley 4

*Altair, he was the assassin who was missing his ring finger. Ezio didn't need to remove his finger since the blade was rebuilt or "updated".

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cooer 10

but ezio has all his fingers

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Dragonskiss 9

Reques gadin parche Rest in peace finger

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