By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 14:29 - United States - Atwater

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 656
You deserved it 3 110

Same thing different taste

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TMO2142 25

Ezio has all his fingers though

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Actually Ezio has his finger cut off near the end of Assassin's Creed 2, when he finds out that all of his BFFs were actually Assassins the whole time. Still, I see your point, FYL

Nope. Altaïr removed that tradition. Instead, Assassins got branded on their ring finger.

Someone's been playing too much video games!

Your son went full retard. You never go full retard.

Ezio has all fingers altaïr is missing 1 from each hand

No, only his left ring finger is gone.

Having kids reminds of of one of my favorite Assassin's Creed quotes. "Safety and peace, Malik." "Your presence here deprives me of both."

the_moogly 4

I have to wonder if they ever got past the intro stages of AC2. They seem to have played AC1 though.

*Altair, he was the assassin who was missing his ring finger. Ezio didn't need to remove his finger since the blade was rebuilt or "updated".

cooer 10

Reques gadin parche Rest in peace finger