By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 14:29 - United States - Atwater

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML
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TMO2142 25

Ezio has all his fingers though

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Sandman2015 12

I'm sorry, that has got to be scary as hell. Take your son to see someone, he and his friend have evidently lost the ability to tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

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Mindersss 20

That is actually quite scary that he did that. Hopefully he now understands you shouldn't do that. But never in a million years did I think something about assassins creed would be posted. Love the game, but what he did was wrong. FYL OP.

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Badkarma4u 17

I think I woukd have let that one play itself out. I think the pain involved would have snapped him back to reality

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JohnnyKade 25

A sacrifice must be made to prove his devotion to put creed.

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shitstorm28 11

Maybe it's time for your boy to put down the controller.

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mattrd_fml 31

wait. Ezio has fingers.... how old is your son? I really can't decide if YDI or FYL. if your kid is under 12

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mattrd_fml 31

Ezio has all his fingers...but kids should even know who Ezio is in the first place. If your kid is under 12, ydi. if he's not. fyl.

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TaonasB 3

I am assuming your kid is young, and will point out that the age restrictions on these games that everyone ignores, are actually there for a Reason.

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