By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 14:29 - United States - Atwater

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML
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TMO2142 25

Ezio has all his fingers though

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RedPillSucks 31

future Darwin award winner, or psychopath

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istheaar_on 6

Well that's why the game is rated Mature, if he's too young to play that game then take it away until he at least hits his teens.

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Emmaray 16

Personally, I'm quite amused/concerned at how many people are commenting on OP's son getting the name wrong instead of the fact that OP's son was about to cut his freakin' finger off.

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schreibergx93 19

I do believe it's more a matter of someone may soon have a blade addiction. First a knife, next a hidden blade. Maybe soon we'll a follow up 'today, my son actually cut his finger off, FML.'

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rlak111 19

Holy shit I was seriously getting on this blog to pass time as the credits of ac brotherhood started and this is what I see...

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CaroLouWho 10

Obviously that's not a good thing to do, but as an Assassin's Creed superfan I'm kind of screaming right now.

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hellphone_fml 37

Id rather learn to climb and free run like Ezio

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Zarcissa 34

I'd love to climb trees like AC3+. But then again I have a crippling fear of heights... so maybe not.

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DoomedGemini 37

I want to learn parkour, but I'd rather learn in a place made for it that's padded rather than the concrete.

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zyero 9

Al atair on the other hand is missing a finger

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