By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 05:56 - United States - Silverdale

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Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
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BubbleGrunge 18

Smart hubby; remember such negotiations next time he's in need. Win/win situation!

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ToxicTyrael 26

I'd ask him for a rimjob when he needs me the next time... Think that would teach him a lesson!

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horneyhic 15

Yea that sexual favours are currency as well as fun. This accually sounds fun I would have no problem trading like this with my SO

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ihaveasushicat 24

I would have waddled out to get the toilet paper myself then.

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ToxicTyrael 26

Many people have their toilets in their bathroom. If this was the case OP could just step in the shower and wash herself :).

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lmf5292 10

I've yet to meet someone with a toilet outside of their bathroom..

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ihaveasushicat 24

#136 it's actually more common than you think to not have a toilet in the bathroom. While I live in the US, I have a Aussie friend who's toilet is in a separate room of the house. I thought it was weird when he told me but he said that all the houses he's been in are like that there and he thought it was weird my toilet was in the bathroom.

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Wolfparable 22

Alright fellows not everything is open negotiation for something sexual.. If she doesn't want to, just let it go damn.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Nobody ever said she had to agree. She's an adult, she can make her own decisions. Don't blame the guy for taking the opportunity presented.

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Wolfparable 22

Better question why the hell is that an opportunity to you?

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Setareh23 34

I don't know, when the only other option is to wipe her shit with her hands, it doesn't seem like all that much of a choice to me. But lets assume they were just kidding around together, and this is more of a silly FML than a serious one ;)

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Note to self: don't enter a relationship with someone who can't do a simple favor without demanding a sexual act in return.

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SpartanMerc 18

Perhaps she is not giving any ******** without him needing to beg and bargain for them? Maybe he feels that's the only way he'll ever get something.

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horneyhic 15

Why is this horrible? Anyway husband is obvs still attracted to her maybe this is a game they play sounds like fun to me I would easily trade doing something she likes that I'm not the biggest fan of for a sandwich and I'd hope shed do the same for something she wants

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Mossyoak_kw 28

I would just do it, it's better than sitting on the john for hours reading shampoo bottles.

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Marcelb 17

You have shampoo in the john? What hair are you washing there?

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Coocoo257 10

Is your shower not in the same place as your toilet?

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GrinchFu1 27

It'd be more shocking had he asked you while HE was sitting on the toilet. Count your blessings!?

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