By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 05:56 - United States - Silverdale

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Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
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lulinator 40

That's hilarious. Sounds like something my man would say. He gets a minimum of three a week though, so he'd likely ask for something more than just a bj.

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BlondePsycho 43

What comes next anal or a 3 some with your friends?

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horneyhic 15

See now your cool why not use sex as currency like that. **** I mean you could play poker with you SO and only use things like that it would be really fun

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sam882 28

Next thing you know he is going to start taking and hiding the toilet paper. But all joking aside, I don't understand why this is an FML. That's something that both you should be able to find fun doing.

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jsp16 24

Reason why I hate my name first name "John" :(

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ChristinePi 36

Did he make you give him the ******* on the toilet?

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TomeDr 24

Personally, I'd be plotting my revenge for the next time he's in a tight spot and needs YOUR help.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Sugar Free candy, will make an instant role reversal on him.

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Tannasgh 22

Showering off is cleaner and faster...

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