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By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore
You deserved it for saying john
Toilet, loo, shitter, dunny, porcelain throne, thunder box, water closet, latrine, lavatory, pot... Admit it, no matter what term she had used, you'd still say YDI anyhow.
Take a deep breath and blow on his penis. Spit a few times while you're at it. Then demand a less ambiguously worded sexual favor in return for getting him a tissue to wipe the residue off.
Smart man
keep a happy sex life to avoid such negotiations
I assume this is a lighthearted joke and he isn't serious but why are so many of you okay with this? If she doesn't want to do it in the first place that doesn't mean "let's figure out a deal where she'll have to or she'll give in to my demands" seriously just hand the girl her toilet paper and leave her alone
Looks like your life isn't the only thing that sucks.
Give that man a cookie.
Give him the ******** then just before you finish stop and bargain for something in your favour.
Keywords
That's one hell of a bargain.
But did he bring the toilet paper?