By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 05:56 - United States - Silverdale

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Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML
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False_Stupidity 41

Toilet, loo, shitter, dunny, porcelain throne, thunder box, water closet, latrine, lavatory, pot... Admit it, no matter what term she had used, you'd still say YDI anyhow.

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Synonymous_Rex 10

Fair if you're stingy

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marcranger 28

Take a deep breath and blow on his penis. Spit a few times while you're at it. Then demand a less ambiguously worded sexual favor in return for getting him a tissue to wipe the residue off.

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killer0689 20

keep a happy sex life to avoid such negotiations

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Wolfparable 22

I assume this is a lighthearted joke and he isn't serious but why are so many of you okay with this? If she doesn't want to do it in the first place that doesn't mean "let's figure out a deal where she'll have to or she'll give in to my demands" seriously just hand the girl her toilet paper and leave her alone

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orneryvixen 15

Looks like your life isn't the only thing that sucks.

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giggetirl 1

worth it ... its tp

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logicrules 11

Give him the ******** then just before you finish stop and bargain for something in your favour.

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