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By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 303
You deserved it 6 597

Same thing different taste

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Just buy him a bar, yes, a bar, of soap and tell him to call you when he takes a shower. Don't expect to hear back from him and if he ever pulls that stinky stunt again, dump him for good. Let his mom clean after his dirty ass.

I agree. That's just nasty. Bad B.O. makes me wanna throw up :( You tell him, No wash = No. Freaking. Sex!

TNB_xACiDiC 0

did you at least shower with him? lol or was he already taken by Mr.Rubbr Ducky! iRotfLmfao!!!!

choose paper...everyone always chooses rock

jay4who7 0

"back in my day we had no showers" :D