By Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
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MetalFish 0

Some people call it "Paper, Scissors, Stone" and they just sound stupid.

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FFML_314 11

It's kind of like "Duck, Duck, Goose." Some people say "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck."

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MetalFish 0

I think Rock, Paper, Scissors is Japanese... Duck Duck Goose is most probably English (We had alot of Game and Fowl back in the day) On the subject of games, It's called "Noughts and Crosses" not "Tic-Tac-Toe" "the British name for tic-tac-toe, occurred in 1864... The U.S. renaming of noughts and crosses as tic-tac-toe occurred in the 20th century" Well, it's actually Egyptian for something... but we all speak English here :)

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sourgirl101 28

Can we play a game with a bottle of "Grey Goose" instead? I'll get the ice.

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FFML_314 11

Good idea, Sourgirl. :] I like the way you think.

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sourgirl101 28

Hey and I was only joking earlier. I don't want you to get herpes(:

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FFML_314 11

I didn't know you said that...LOL. I forgive you though.

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sourgirl101 28

Wow, I do believe this is the first time we have spoken(:

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FFML_314 11

Really? I'm sure we've crossed paths at some point. You don't bother me, so I don't "bitch" at you, LOL. The softer side of Anna is showing. I should run before someone takes advantage of my weakness.

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sourgirl101 28

Nope, same circle but no it's a first. I know you have a softer side. And I know not everyone deserves to see it.

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FFML_314 11

You know. I would like to know something, who do you consider to be in this, "circle" ? People say I'm in a circle, but they never confirm who else is in it.

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sourgirl101 28

Btw in case you didn't understand my earlier joke, it was about having a child with WTF fml ftw. I think that's his name.

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sourgirl101 28

It's the people on your list silly! The upgrade on my Iphone now let's me click on your picture to get a litlle of your info you left. I couldn't before.

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FFML_314 11

Yeah, you can do that from the iPhone and iPod now. Aha! I respect all of those people. :] I look up to 2 of them. I'm a sap!

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sourgirl101 28

Ya, I like a lot of the people on your list as well, though many seem to be a missing? Well, I'm heading to bed. Nice speaking to you!

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FFML_314 11

Wait, who's missing?

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sourgirl101 28

Ok, I'm awake but only for a little bit longer. I haven't seen Mercy and I always enjoyed her comments. There are quit a few that no longer seem to come on here or they're just not writing in.

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FFML_314 11

Oh, I thought you meant people are missing from my list.

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sourgirl101 28

Oh shit! I just realized you're on your own list! Now that is super funny!!!

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Claybomb94 0

44- it's actually quartz, parchment, shears. :D

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justj2010 0

44- as a fellow dork, I found humor in that statement.

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ElectricGhost_fml 5

hahahaha grody haha

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Xavi89 0

that dude us one dirty ass bitch!

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astroid714 0

kick him in the nuts before he smells lyk shyt 

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ladyluck82 9

That's gross! Unfortunately, I understand OP. I was dating a guy recently that found it okay to only shower about once every 3 weeks or so...it was unreal. I NEVER thought people were like that. (?????) Yeah...I swear to GOD...the smell of B.O. was SO bad I couldn't deal with it anymore....so I KINDLY told him. Seems like dirty people don't like being told they're dirty & are in denial or something because he thought I didn't love him & said I was using that as an EXCUSE to fight and then....broke up with ME!?!? Yeah, maybe I should've used the rock, paper, scissors thing? lmao

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

Lol yeaa maybe you should have hahahaha!

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