By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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YDIxLol 0

Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)

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lyfesukz 0

i wonder what'll happen if you ever actually do give birth... the doctor will be in for a nice surprise ;)

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claritin 0

Not really. Having a bowel movement during childbirth is pretty common.

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ladiesman14 0

they should have put those little playdough things there. you know the star, strings, etc. i heard sime dictors do that.

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plexico 3

You get an A for accuracy -- lots of kids turn out to be little *****. But your acting stinks.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Oh, Plexi-poo, you're classic. You're right, though, I think I can smell her through my internet connection.

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Turnip_Girl 0

That's the last time they give you a starring role in the Nativity!

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alwaysalady 0

Unless they give you an enema before you get on the table, you will shit yourself in real life labor. People don't generally talk about it, but everyone who has given birth knows about it.

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