Kids: Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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Top comments

detroiter 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:25

I can't stand kids

Poke_my_mon 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:46

This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.

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djjohn11 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:18

Youtube is blamed again! kids gotta stop listening to youtube. Like the one who microwaved the iphone because it was "a good idea to microwave it"

lahp 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:23

ye right wot ever

Dajucy1 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:28

It's not that hard to comment like a normal person, try it sometime?

joshhh11 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:24

your mother has a disc slot :o

spellfire 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:25

ahahaha youtube's raising children. :D

Vecktor_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:48

I'm scared at the thought of children being raised by Youtube's community. They're the pinnacle of stupidity.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:18

What kind of retard would grill the cheese without the bread? If you put the bread and cheese in together they come out just fine. Just like the ad sez, it does everything! Spelled says wrong on pirpose losers. ;) Purpose also. :D

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:15

Why did you spell it wrong on purpose?

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:31

Boredom has overtaken me and I am succumbing to the mindless vortex.

LavenderBlonde 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:55

I call bullshit; the PS3 doesn't have a disc tray.

aaron9989 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:04

that ps3 grill thing on youtube is gay

quivx 7

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:13

Wait, the PS3 has a slot loading disc drive. How could anybody fit something in there thicker than a piece of paper let alone a whole sandwich? Sounds like your brother was trying to **** you over and invented a lame excuse to cover his ass. You deserve it for believing him.

FreeFall11 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:55

Umm... he only put the thin slice of cheese in... not a sandwich. It doesn't say he put in a sandwich.

shamwowow 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:01

maybe he was making crepes?

CYNNER 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:52

ha ha boys will be boys. not really an excuse for being an idiot though. at least your little sister isn't convinced that being a virgin is when you've never rode a bike.

darkblade666 3

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:04

id kill him if i where you

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