Kids: Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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By whatarethisss - 29/01/2016 16:20 - United States - Indianapolis

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

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By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

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Grilled

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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detroiter 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:25

I can't stand kids

Poke_my_mon 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:46

This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.

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firecopy 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:50

let's stop argueing. they both play cod mw2. so we can all say they are both the Shiz.

coolspot_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:00

The video is a specially made PS3 for grilling. Maybe you could order him one. I think the site is www.therealps3grill.com

coolspot_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:02

Good Luck.

hobsonbrendan 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 4:38

I would kill my brother

ughpplppl 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:03

haha, that is shitty but funny

MysteryJoker 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:19

Was the cheese grilled?

daneeyoll 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:30

you better not have wasted that cheese

Sekococo 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:58

stop lying op its really a ps2 :D

TamilTiger 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:54

bullshit no disk tray for ps3 ever op ur full of shit

Compass 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:59

Lol, did he get it from comments or a video?

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Same thing different taste

Missed the point

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Grilled

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