Kids: Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 08:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 16:00

Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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By whatarethisss - 29/01/2016 16:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

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By NaKreen - 30/07/2012 22:21 - Sweden - Bor

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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By continuouslyaddingdebt - 14/01/2017 22:00

Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2014 10:01 - United Kingdom - Great Malvern

Today, I watched my brother attempt to cook some eggs without turning the gas on. FML

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Grilled

By Anonymous - 17/07/2023 03:00

Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML

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detroiter 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:25

I can't stand kids

Poke_my_mon 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:46

This FML may have saved hundreds of stupid people from having the same thing happening to them. God bless you OP.

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Pearljammer001 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 22:58

who cares? thank him for the favor and get an xbox 360

PvtParts417 15

Saturday 5 November 2011 22:58

Xbox ftw!

Soulathyia 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:08

Pendatic really needs to lose weight!

Doosam94 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:14

at least your dad didn't attack it with a hammer right in front of you

stfunubcake 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:07

YDI for misusing quotation marks, moron

Musickal 16

Thursday 14 January 2010 0:40

Some parent really failed here; people should teach their children that not everything you see on TV, the internet, in books, movies, etc, is real.

JustTh4tGuy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:26

Go Go Your Brother, PS3's SUCK!

infernalpuppet 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:34

this is false ps3s don't have disc trays! sorry to steal you thunder but mine is more worthy of this...looks like this case is full of holes! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh !!!!!!!

Bisc 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:06

put it in the disc tray?? how the hell would that eve be possible with the way that system is set up?? while that would suck, I just don't see how it is possible

Panther_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 2:51

Totally agree with everyone else. It's ok if you have a PS2 we will not make fun of you. No need to pretend it is a PS3. You should be able to afford one soon! If failure were a currency, you could probably afford 6 PS3 consoles. LOL

BeforeTheStorm 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:26

hahahah

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