By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
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harrypotter955 19

Kick her. Don't kick her out of the house. Just kick her.

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Serisent 26

That's a little sickening, isn't it?

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whatthefreshhell 15

It's a good thing vomit is fairly easy to wash out of your hair, but unfortunately the smell tends linger. Pro tip: use vinegar.

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DocBastard 38

So she vomited after sleeping in your bed? I wonder what she smelled there that made her feel sick.

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SaxophoneHero 12

OP probably went too hard on the Frebreeze can in an effort to clean up her room!

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wowlolreally 12

She couldn't get to the bathroom?! Dick move

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iAlissa 34

First of all, vomit is pretty uncontrollable, and it can be difficult to know when exactly it's coming. Second of all, she could've been asleep while she got sick. Maybe think of all possibilities before calling that "a dick move."

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Jaxx66 21

Yeah. It's getting very mind boggling that everyone is insulting OP's cousin. People don't sit there and think 'Yeah! I'm gonna be sick tonight and puke all over my cousins room just for fun!' I think it's a dick move to attack someone for doing something they couldn't help.

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ashesanddust 8

I personally agree it's a dick move. If you're not feeling well I don't see why it's so hard to at least have a garbage can by the bed so you're prepared. When I'm feeling super sick I'm smart and just sleep in the bathroom. So knowing it's a possibility and doing nothing about it is a dick move.

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iAlissa 34

64, did you ever consider that fact that she could've felt fine when she went to sleep, and got sick later when she wasnt awake? Please try to look at this from all angles

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ashesanddust 8

That would make sense if the fml didn't say "she wasn't feeling well last night"

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illegalbeagle69 23

That would make sense but it also said "apparently"...

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ashesanddust 8

73- yeah but "wasn't feeling well" is in quotation marks from which one means that it's a quote. In any case it's not a huge deal to me. I just think that it's smarter to if you're feeling ill in any way to prepare for it just in case. I've been in situations where the person felt sick but just ignored it

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SaxophoneHero 12

It's perfectly acceptable to throw up on someone if you aren't feeling well!

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Aryn16 14

I would've just slept on the couch.

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cmayer 20

My family must be the only one that says, "Oh it's just your cousin, they can sleep on the couch."

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Lichinamo 33

They are. I've been kicked to the couch so my family can have my bed multiple times.

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Blackphoenix 9

I used to find puke sickening then I had a kid. They manage to get that shit everywhere.

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VMM1989 5

sucks for u. next time visitors sleep on the floor.

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perdix 29

Thanks to your head, she probably feels a whole lot better. You probably scored some cosmic brownie points for that :D

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