Miscellaneous: Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 13:32 - United States - San Leandro

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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By notyourcleaner - 13/01/2015 11:06 - Malaysia - Puchong

Today, my new roommate puked into the sink and all over the bathroom floor, before passing out on her bed. Apparently, she was awake enough to wash her own face but not clean up her vomit. We share the bathroom. This is the second time already. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By notsick - 17/03/2019 22:00

Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML

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By marz88 - 24/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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By SickMaMa - 09/12/2014 22:39 - United States - Cortland

Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 18:25 - Singapore

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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Saturday 4 May 2013 19:07

Kick her. Don't kick her out of the house. Just kick her.

Serisent 26

Saturday 4 May 2013 19:05

That's a little sickening, isn't it?

Comments

finch01 18

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:08

done sharing room...

kktik 8

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:10

throwing up is something that is out of your control ..

Dallyni 22

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:12

Get over it she was a guest in your house and people can't always help when they are sick.

interesting33 36

Saturday 4 May 2013 21:58

True but if she was ill enough to throw up she shouldn't really have stayed over or been allowed in the same room as someone else. Not her fault though. It also sounds like she didn't realise how ill she was.

molzipan 16

Sunday 5 May 2013 0:02

Sometimes it hits you like a ton of bricks though.

vladimirnabokov 15

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:22

My cousin spends the night and we share my bed and she has thrown up on me twice in the middle of the night. Which is why she just stops eating after 6 pm because she throws up whenever she eats after that. I feel your pain OP. Make her sleep in the bathtub.

larsak 3

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:30

Omg! How does it look?

pwnman 33

Saturday 4 May 2013 21:15

Well IS SHE PREGGO?

Xatraris 38

Saturday 4 May 2013 23:28

My favorite go to comment when people are actually sick! You know what? I threw up last week, maybe I'm preggo! No, stop assuming vomit equals pregnancy.

Jaxx66 21

Saturday 4 May 2013 23:29

Just because someone pukes, it doesn't make them automatically 'pregnant'. That's just ridiculous.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 4 May 2013 21:44

I stopped leaving my bed for guests a long time ago... I was trying to be a better person giving them my bed, but I noticed everytime I stayed at someone else's house I had to suck up the floor. Air matresses are *horrible*.

CaptMurdock 25

Saturday 4 May 2013 22:01

Maybe you should return the favor.

Nucl3arMoos3 7

Saturday 4 May 2013 23:17

That happened to me once, my brother and I had to sleep together and I woke and went into my parents room and said I had a dream I threw up last night then my brother walks in and the whole side of his head is covered in throw up.