Intimacy: Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the...

By missprude666 - 19/01/2012 08:32 - Australia

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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Say cheese!

By tramrider - 07/03/2010 16:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in, I heard a noise. Thinking it was the tram, I decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like a giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle-aged man taking photos of me. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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Cheeky bastard

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 16:00

Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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In transit

By Kens - 20/05/2009 00:51 - Canada

Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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stephissilly 18

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:59

strike up a conversation about how much you miss having a penis, and are regretting the surgery.

alyspar2 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 15:54

That's not creepy at all...

Comments

Akharr01 5

Thursday 19 January 2012 22:16

Wth foreal

SukiIzumi 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 23:44

Yeah...that would be creepy...

SlightlyUnstable 6

Friday 20 January 2012 0:10

I live in a pretty big city and often encounter very strange people and even stranger situations. That's why I've started carrying a taser.

potatosrock 10

Friday 20 January 2012 1:34

kick him in the nuts

ljbgamer 1

Friday 20 January 2012 2:08

What an asshole

PandaLoverXD 12

Friday 20 January 2012 2:08

There's a metro here, and I live in Texas.

D_JamesG 3

Friday 20 January 2012 2:31

I feel your pain OP, I've had this happen to me on a tram before, it sucks if you can escape if its peak hour and the trams are packed

KVKdragon 26

Friday 20 January 2012 2:46

Break that guys phone or something. You don't have to take that sitting down (even if you're sitting in a tram).

rockerlove2013 6

Friday 20 January 2012 3:00

I would cry

muffdriver27 5

Friday 20 January 2012 3:34

Those Dam creepy creepertons

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