By silent one - 12/09/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML
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Naitras 15

Why bother? It's apparent they don't care about it

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tsume24 3

if I were you I'd be trying to make mine louder than theirs.

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Buttsexpirate 9

"Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow"

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leadman1989 15

Of course YOU would say that. ;p When/if you change your pic this won't make ass much sense.

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juliushater 12

If thats the case i realy feel sorry for my neighbour, i let it rip when i`m at home. dont give a shit !!!

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mgsoloist 14

If you really fart that loud you probably should at least take a shit...

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TheFlyingMan 8

Aww, poor you! Maybe crawl into a corner and release the kraken?

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Enrique34 0

I like how u say ur not that slutty haha ur funny

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Hockey_fan 0

Aww well that stinks ....no pun intended....

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jedielf 23

One of you is going to have to move out... eventually. Probably.

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Enigmax2514 7

Hey man what's a few farts between neighbours? They've always bombarded your ears with noise pollution, why not counter with a few of your own? Hazardous gas released Is a bonus, direct the smell upwards with a fan

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AdamMichael 2

give them some back! dont take any crap from the smelly neighbours!

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perdix 29

Are your neighbors the dreaded Fart Bullies -- people who will rip loud, obnoxious farts, but will beat up anyone else who makes even the slightest toot? The only way to stop them is to Dutch oven them with Silent-but-Deadlies.

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leadman1989 15

I can't relate, I'm the type of guy who burps insanely loudly during don't be afraid of the dark and actually gets laughs. Movie sucks BTW not scary in the least.

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MagicallyFat 12

What does your comment have to do with anything??

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leadman1989 15

Op - I stifled a fart (out of modesty/shame) Me - I CAN'T RELATE... Burps loudly and randomly in public. I'm talking directly to op in this case. Didn't realize that was such a conundrum.

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