By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML
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TCRII 29

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

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yeyeboys 20

This brings a whole new meaning to morning wood.

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bobman51 15

I didn't know pinnichios dad posted in posted on fml

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nrwl_30 17

Was he trying to do the nasty with Pinocchio?

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rocker_chick23 27

Ow. How the **** did he manage to do that?

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protoskore 27

could be worse. could have been 18 instead of 8

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Darknyan 10

Op this happened to my brother.. Are you my mom :0

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ShyVi 18

I had this cousin who was about that age when we were camping (note this is Arizona so we got those red ands aka fire ants that bite) and when he went to water a tree, one of them got on his penis and bit it. His step dad was laughing and crying at once.

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