Kids: Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's...

By TCRII - 23/07/2014 23:52 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I had to take a splinter out of my eight year old son's penis. FML

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TCRII 29

Friday 25 July 2014 5:12

He has been in summer camp the last couple of weeks. His group did an obstacle course through the woods and they had to get everyone over a 6 foot high wooden wall. Pretty sure he got it from that. No signs of infection.

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stillalive33 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

This is going to be a great story for future girlfriends.

wood32000 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 13:21

now how'd he manage that?

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rebelsrock 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:44

So you had to get the wood out of his wood?

OzzmosizDoge 6

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:45

He got wood in his wood

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:46

I'm not even gonna ask...

reptile2514 2

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:59

At least it wasn't a bee hive

headofmedusa 15

Thursday 24 July 2014 20:13

I'm afraid to ask what he was doing.

mfaizsiddiqui 9

Friday 25 July 2014 10:00

droid1126 25

Thursday 24 July 2014 20:31

Kids do the darndest things

Mii99 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 20:34

FOLLOW UP!

vlalam 24

Thursday 24 July 2014 20:42

he must have experienced hell at this early age.. hope he is doing well now

depressed_child 19

Thursday 24 July 2014 20:42

My brother once got hi penis stuck in a shampoo bottle....

noobienick 19

Thursday 24 July 2014 21:06

Instructions not clear, got dick stuck in tree

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