By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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irollup 4

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

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gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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HatesCrickets 0

Sorry for your loss, but I gotta say, you worded that BEAUTIFULY.

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mandyy702 0

Today my doggy makes a yr of his death , I had to do the same I feel u ?

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aimeesea75 16

I know how hard it is having your dog put to sleep. But I must say that I absolutely love the way you worded this!

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rosemary_fml 5

Wow. Talk about having a talent with imagery!

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xfyre 11

OP, i absolutely love your verbiage. it makes me giggle. but that still is sad.

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bubblybrooke 12

op, fantastic imagery. I bet you're a writer- and if you aren't, you should be.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I feel sorry for you op losing your pet is a very hard thing to do :'( A+ on your way to describe irony :' to all the trolls out there on fml: QUIT CLICKING YOU DESERVE IT ON SAD FML'S, SERIOUSLY, YOU TROLLS MAKE ME SICK, NO ONE SHOULD GO THRU THAT OR ANY OTHER SITUATION IN THESE SAD FML'S >:(

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