By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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irollup 4

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

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gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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suri23 11

Truly sorry about your dog, but by God, you can write.

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dmeloccaro 5

Very sad FML. Poor puppy :( but seriously. I love the way you worded this. Simply brilliant.

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kab161 3

Yeah, you tried way too hard there buddy. Very unnecessary and it just made this whole FML creepy and weird.

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summerhot_fml 2

love the way you phrased this. simply beautiful

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sandybaybe 3

Im so sorry.. That has to suck..

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SusyScribbles 2

you have a beautiful way with words OP.... sorry bout the dog though :[

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SusyScribbles 2

you have a beautiful way with words OP.... sorry bout the dog though :[

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momo1972 3

I think you let some of your desires cross over OP. Dogs and ******* slowly is a pretty graphic way to say "I felt bad"

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Kitsi 14

My empathy and compassion were tempered by my revulsion at your utterly vulgar and repugnant metaphor. Made me clench and feel slightly violated. I am truly sorry for your loss,however. Putting my dog down was literally one of the hardest things I've gone through in my life to date.

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