By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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irollup 4

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

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gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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lionlvr 9

Aaaaaawwwwww, R.I.P. Little Puppy. :( :(

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evalynmohr 9

That was a disgusting way of describing guilt.

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meg1124 6

I'm sorry about your dog.

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justanotherbird 19

I find it disturbing that you described ass rape and the death of your dog in such a way.

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splashman 7

The way you put this fml was too complicated, but r.i.p to the doggy.

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shannyb123 0

Be thankful it was only a shaft of irony

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leannecloveryau 11

oh, i hate it when you have to put your pets to sleep...

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mbrooks5110 0

sorry for your loss

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