By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

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Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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irollup 4

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

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gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I feel sorry for you op losing your pet is a very hard thing to do :'( A+ on your way to describe irony :' to all the trolls out there on fml: QUIT CLICKING YOU DESERVE IT ON SAD FML'S, SERIOUSLY, YOU TROLLS MAKE ME SICK, NO ONE SHOULD GO THRU THAT OR ANY OTHER SITUATION IN THESE SAD FML'S >:(

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I feel sorry for you op losing your pet is a very hard thing to do :'( A+ on your way to describe irony :' to all the trolls out there on fml: quit clicking you deserve it on sad FML's, seriously, you trolls make me sick, no one should go thru that or any other situation in these sad FML's >:(

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fez667 0

that sucks... i thought today was national kick a freshmen day tho?

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patacus 14

when i was reading this i wasnt sure if it was an FML or some sort of bizarre erotic necrophilic robot rape story.

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ashl3ym0n3t 4

I absolutely love the poetic demeanor of such a devastating FML. Sorry bout your dog.

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charlotte100 2

Poor dog but u try too hard with the description. Didn't work for me.

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westerngirl87_fml 10

I don't know how much I like this description :/

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