By Anonymous - 26/08/2011 17:49 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
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irollup 4

This was wonderfully written. I've never read an FML so descriptive.

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gunmania0 12

That was a good hard metaphor.

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Omgitsaireyonna 6

So, you like it up the ass..?

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nellyizawesomeee 0

dont feel bad for youself at all now..

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catharsis5 9

It's amazing to see very creative descriptions in this confessional website.

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valerie11_23 0

I just love how you worded this... Too funny

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KhronicSmoke 2

Daaammn! That sounds like some hardcore pornographic shit!!!!

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InsaneLife98 14

I must say I feel really bad for you OP! I know what it's like to lose a dog. They're like best friends that never last long. Then they become like family and they have to go, it's upsetting but it happens. I'm really sorry it had to happen to you now OP. But I must also say the wording of your FML and the description was really well put.

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gousafutbol 0

That sucks man. Sorry for your loss.

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