Kids: Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Hunter Ferguson - 31/07/2018 13:00 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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By Kate - 21/06/2017 02:00

Today, my 5-year-old cousin came over. We were on the trampoline in my backyard when he fell off and started crying and screaming. While I was trying to comfort him, my mom came out yelling at me for "pushing him off the trampoline" and grounded me for a month. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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Nbrandwine 7

Sunday 18 November 2012 10:20

So much for doing something nice.

spaboolly 26

Sunday 18 November 2012 10:20

I'm sorry you had to deal with that, OP. It's not your responsibility to parent him. And it sounds like your parents aren't very dedicated to the task either.

Comments

Chel2010 10

Monday 19 November 2012 14:46

All I have to say is, thank God my parents raised me and my brother right. I thought my little brother was a pain when he was younger, but now I appreciate him so much more. FYL OP, hopefully you can teach him lessons as he's older of how not to be an asshole.

mike307 11

Monday 19 November 2012 16:01

Don't take him again.

tildoorf84 7

Monday 19 November 2012 19:01

i think you really owe him one now

Derpylicious 3

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:46

Try pleading your case rationally. If this is a pattern I suggest you call Child Protective Services.

superrocket19 17

Tuesday 20 November 2012 5:04

You took him to the pool in the middle of November? Fake FML...... I'm a younger sibling of 2 and I sometimes blame it on my brothers, but they beat the shit out of me :(

girlygirl537 2

Tuesday 20 November 2012 5:14

If you are grounded, please explain how you're on FML then...

rhiannonleesarah 14

Tuesday 20 November 2012 14:26

I feel your pain OP I have younger siblings and my sister, that happens to be the youngest gets away with murder and dumps the blame for everything onto me

mizteri 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 7:12

Since your grounded you should have punched him in private. Gave him a wedgie. And told him if he tells shit like that again the torture wouldn't stop and he won't be taken anywhere again. ..