Intimacy: Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because...

By levit - 08/06/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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By thenewgirl29 - 05/02/2015 16:42 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

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By holycommander - 26/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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mouseintern 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:28

Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.

Willyum 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:21

I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P

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Jamaicandude 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:55

well well this is not all that bad but i have had "sleep over" for around 2 years now and am just turing 20. If you got more than one room give her a room for herself if not i guess your ******. If you want a little pussy action hide and do in ( in the chair like your just talkin and hugin, on the front porch if no one can see you). go ahead you can do it lol

coreyt 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 8:49

Wow, I feel a little better. I"m 21, and can't find a job because i'm "legally blind." and am struggling to save up enough to move out, and feel like a loser for still living at home. But seeing others are living at home to, makes me feel a little better.

Barbarossa_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 23:41

Never stopped me...

themanistheman 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:10

@127...it's not cool. Failure.

wheresmykrayola 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:20

yeah dude, get creative

SgtSchadenfreude 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 10:53

The economy is driving many grown children to move back in with their parents. It's really no big deal. In other cultures, it's the norm for extended families to stay under one roof for decades. Then again, it definitely sucks that this prevented you from seeing your significant other.

phatdaddy62 23

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:07

Good God - You're 24. Get a job and get out. When you are actually a grownup up, you can act like one and have your girlfriend over for the night. Til then, just be the little boy that you apparently are!