Intimacy: Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because...

By levit - 08/06/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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mouseintern 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:28

Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.

Willyum 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:21

I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P

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Brandatay 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:19

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ziqi92 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 2:54

i dont blame u in this stupid economy. blame bush for ur fml! hell, obama will probably be ur hero XD

SirAlan 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:01

people!!! how do u know if dis guy has a job or not?! just coz ur living with ur parents doesnt automatically mean ur unemployed!!! jeez!

i_am_not_me 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:02

Wow, your parents suck.

levit 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 7:56

Haha love the comments. I am the OP. Yes I live with my parents, yes I have a job. I do not have a job related to my two degrees because things suck in the economy right now. I do not make enough money to feel 100% secure on my own, and my friends are all either unemployed or in school. Plus I just applied to grad school :(

egaonogenki 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:00

Even with Asperger's Syndrome, at least I still get to live on my own!

thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:35

You, sir, make me sad.

abstar 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 11:43

That is hilarious - dude - you either need to have a chat to your parents about being a big kid now or move out :)

skyoolie 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 14:28

my boyfriend's 23 and i sleep in the spare bedroom because he lives with his parents. i don't have a problem with it. and i know other people in the same situation, and even with older guys (25, 26). but i agree with #3, at least you had respect for your parents. and hey, youre doing the smart thing, saving money by not paying rent(or possibly you are but not as much as you would on your own) and staying close to your family. im in school and i live with my parents on break. you aren't that bad off dude