Intimacy: Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because...

By levit - 08/06/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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mouseintern 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:28

Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.

Willyum 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:21

I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P

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wrestling49 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:46

just tell ur parents tht ur gunna get laid tonight, i'm sure they'll understand

lazorzpewpew 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:50

Morons! Living with parents provides for lower rent, more savings and delicious breakfast on weekends.

NoMercy_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:56

Yeah right sleep over. Just tell your parents you want to ****. But seriously 24. FYL because you're a loser.

luckyyyy 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:02

you will save more money if you have a job so you won't have to pay much or none like the heating, rent etc. butget a job if you don't have one

poliphila 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:06

Been there.

amazingkate 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:08

come on. your parents probably at this point want you to have a healthy sex life. if anything it will spur you to get your own place sooner. they want you out so they can have sex again too! get out!

christopherlove 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:14

Give it a rest, people. I had returned to living with my mom when I was 24. Most people move back home at least once. I had a steady income and I was in no hurry to start throwing most of it away on living expenses. I often miss those days in my early 20s living at home and pretty much being able to afford anything I wanted. Now I have a mortgage and freedom, but at what cost? I'm broke!

SunbeamsAreYello 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:17

Join the club. Hopefully the economy picks up soon. I graduated from a liberal arts college and most of the people I know don't have jobs, even the older ones that finished law school last year. BTW, tell your parents you plan on bringing home girls and to be prepared.