Intimacy: Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because...

By levit - 08/06/2009 07:32 - United States

Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

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By Middle Age Divorced Dad - 26/01/2023 08:00 - Canada - Kanata

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By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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mouseintern 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:28

Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.

Willyum 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:21

I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P

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raptor_jesus 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:22

If she was ok with it, you should have gone for it. I don't care how conservative dad is, dads support sons getting laid. Father-son bond wins out over morals/politics/religion. Whats mom really going to say to a grown man about getting laid?

ilikeboys 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:28

if you're in college i don't think it's as big of a deal. get out there and get a job, though and work on moving out

lmmmr 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:32

There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, especially in this economy. #2- STFU, you are 15. You know nothing about the world.

sirsentrasera333 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:45

I agree with 44, moving back in with the parents for a while is standard procedure for college grads who aren't rich

krbittala 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:49

There isn't anything wrong with it really. Your still young and if your going to college then it's perfectly understandable.

krbittala 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:51

Oh and FYI ill be 22 in augest and I live with my parents still :) But I go to college...for Astrophysics.

HeWhoEatsAll423 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:00

It's hard with the lack of jobs now to move out on your own. It isn't bad if you split an apartment with someone but you obviously have no girlfriend so maybe you can't afford it. No big deal.

Niasyn 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:19

Did they confiscate your balls along with your weed when you moved back in? Go buy a cardboard box and move out!

dem54 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:24

If your some loser who plays xbox all day and plays with action figures in your parents basement then you have a problem ..

ZiggyMorrison 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:36

nothing wrong with that as long as your saving up than its all good because the money will pile up sooner since you dont have as many bills to pay than you can get a nicer house why couldnt you go back to her place?