No, you didn't.

I was going to say FYL but then you cleaned it up instead of making your son clean his own mess, so now YDI

Shoulda done the dump and run...

That is nasty. Really, really nasty. I'm not sure if it's considered child abuse (LOL it isn't), but I would have given him the spanking of his life after that. He'd never forget it.

I'd have made him clean it....guess you can always give him daily house cleaning chores (especially the bathroom) every day for the next year...& then maybe he won't think shit (pun intended) is so funny.

Takin' a duke in the urinal is bad, m'kay?

Shoulda got the Happy Meal and got the hell out of there. Whip his little ass later.

Was it easy to clean up, like did he drop a Baby Ruth or was it like a pile of mashed potatos? Did you see any corn?

I hope you made HIM clean it up! It was his dumb-ass decision, so he should have to deal with the consequences. If he doesn't learn, he'll do it again.

You daughter can get pregnant from petting or from anal sex she is still considered a virgin being that her hymn is still intact. She can get pregnant by seamen dripping out of her anus and coming into contact with the wetness produced during her play. Plane as that you needed to teach your daughter about every aspect of sex.