Kids: Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought...

By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By dck128 - 29/08/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was fired because a 10-year-old shat his pants and couldn't follow directions. FML

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By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By Username - 23/08/2011 15:55 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

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By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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By WishIWasADogMinder - 10/12/2015 10:47 - Australia

Today, while making less than minimum wage at McDonalds, I had to dispose of a grown man's soiled underwear that he left on the bathroom floor under a pile of toilet paper. It isn't even the grossest thing I've seen in my six months of employment. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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blurose 6

Monday 16 December 2013 19:10

Why didn't you make him clean it up?

lfrider92 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:08

I wouldn't have told them...

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maty172 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:44

I'm glad you cleaned it up instead of the poor staff. Also, you should have made your son do it cause now he'll do it again when you make him mad.

walkwithalimp 6

Tuesday 17 December 2013 8:18

They can't make u clean. The customer is aways right

Shade1982 20

Tuesday 17 December 2013 11:07

You're joking right...

an3ph 20

Tuesday 17 December 2013 8:53

Make the kid clean it up!

KasiaLilith 13

Tuesday 17 December 2013 10:04

medal for honesty

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 16:19

I would have made my son clean it up.

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 17 December 2013 17:02

The mystery of the Urinal Deuce has been solved!

InsanePPG 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 18:11

Ooh! I think I'm getting a clue!

JanisEvans 10

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:41

You should have made your son clean it up. He's old enough to learn actions have consequences.

dreadbeat69 12

Wednesday 18 December 2013 0:58

YDI for being a terrible parent. Have fun cleaning up after him until the day you die.

Hsantillano 7

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:48

this made my day!

itzjstnx 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 7:37

why'd you tell them anyways? lol. And I would've made him go and clean it up himself.

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Today, I received a positive Covid-19 test. Despite being largely asymptomatic, the company I work for decided that I've behaved with "gross neglect" by coming to work in an attempt to support the company's ambition, and promptly fired me with no benefits. FML

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