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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's the window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 05:33

Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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blurose 6

Monday 16 December 2013 19:10

Why didn't you make him clean it up?

lfrider92 21

Monday 16 December 2013 19:08

I wouldn't have told them...

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NodakN8V 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:41

Admit nothing. Deny everything.

james52 17

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:13

They were suppose to clean it, never customers that true in anything

creepyclowntown 10

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:16

he should clean it

KaylaTackett 18

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:46

why would you tell them?

ni0ve 9

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:55

Why didnt the employees do it?

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 17 December 2013 4:31

You at least are honest, "failedfather"; you should have (a) taught your son to respect others, and this includes not crapping in the urinal and (b) if he didn't internalize that lesson, you should have made HIM clean up the mess.

cobbnobbler 7

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:11

**** that man that's their job unfortunately

Jessssuhh 17

Tuesday 17 December 2013 5:17

So many people would have just left it there fore one of the employees to discover. Good on you for taking responsibility!

cathrope 10

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:00

FDI for having a little shit for a son, and for cleaning the urinal instead of him.

allisadawn91 8

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:18

Yeah. And the 11 year old didn't clean it up why? There's where you really failed as a father.

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