By kohler9790 - 22/02/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 590
You deserved it 3 384

Same thing different taste

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mega00ant 0

Bacon...who would give up bacon?!? I

She made you go on the diet as well? I wouldn't go through with a vegan diet.

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I think the withholding of delicious meats (especially bacon) is grounds for divorce Any judge with one eye and half sense would agree

xMiss_Maggot 7

WHAT??????? How does this happen unless you were raised vegetarian. To each their own, but you are really missing out. Unless it goes against your belief system you should try it out.

YOU. MONSTER. How DARE you not experience the tasty goodness that is fired chicken?

Didn't you know that we all have dreams about fried chicken? I was dancing with one in my dream the other night. No, really though, that sucks! Hope the diet was ended.

I hate veg heads like that! I'm vegetarian as well but I don't put my family through that. They know why I chose it and that's that. If they don't want to go on that diet fine I'm not going to force them to. Props for trying though OP but I mean you obviously can't handle it. Just tell your wife and if she doesn't like it then too bad. It's your life not hers.

poor bastard. how can you resist tacos, steak, and cheeseburgers....i'd rather die than go vegan!

laurbear12 3

That's the vegan life style ... No meat, no products that animals produce, like milk and eggs. Really bad for you even if you do take supplements. Even if you aren't pregnant, though I would advise vegans and vegetarians to eat meat and products from them when they're pregnant and remind themselves it's either the health of their baby or the lives of some cows that are going to die anyway.

That makes no sense, if a pregnant woman needs to eat it to keep them "healthy", why would it be bad for you if u are not pregnant? Am I missing something here??

Disregard, I switched your context around.

Vegans are actually really healthy. Animal byproducts and their meat cause a lot of harm to the body, especially the industrialized, chemical crap they serve as meat nowadays. In my opinion, I think your baby is better off without, unless you're raising your own meat or something. Also there are a ton of Vegan options, it's not like there is absolutely nothing you can eat. I'm not trying to change anyone's opinions, just think people should educate themselves on the subject more, its really interesting.

Vegans are actually really healthy. Animal byproducts and their meat cause a lot of harm to the body, especially the industrialized, chemical crap they serve as meat nowadays. In my opinion, I think your baby is better off without, unless you're raising your own meat or something. Also there are a ton of Vegan options, it's not like there is absolutely nothing you can eat. I'm not trying to change anyone's opinions, just think people should educate themselves on the subject more, its really interesting.

It's actually very easy to be a healthy vegetarian without supplements (I am one). It's slightly harder to get B12 as a vegan but that's really the only significant difference nutritionally. There is also a lot of evidence to show that being a healthy, pregnant vegetarian/vegan is very achievable. If you don't put effort into planning your diet and figuring out where your nutrients are coming from, you're sure to be unhealthy, whether you're vegetarian, vegan, or an omnivore.

MissHayleyJames 7

Like someone else mentioned, there are certain proteins and amino acids we can ONLY get from animal products. Now, I don't know if there are synthetic versions in pill form out there that vegans can take, but the only one's I've seen are made from animals.

vegetarian982 0

36- Humans are going to die so why don't you just eat them. But no one does because it is considered wrong. So explain why people eat meat. And if a vegan diet is so unhealthy then explain all the herbivores on the planet that lead healthy meat free lifes.

Thats a true love if you go through this insane diet with your wife! Respect! I dont know if i could do it myself ...

Hence why biologically humans aren't omnivores

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
melibear89 7

26-you need to go back to biology. Humans eat both meat and plants otherwise we'd either have flat Teeth or pointed teeth not both.

Vegans are idiots, god has a special place for all his creatures...right next to the taters and gravy

I'm guessing people that dont like this are Obama loving liberals? Or PETA terrorist...

"Stop having an opinion that I don't have!"

Wow, I'm so glad you could back up your opinion with some solid fact there. You've convinced me - I should definitely stop being an idiot and eat some dead animals.

I could never be a vegan. Props for trying it for your wife's sake. Seriously though... **** that. I love pork, chicken, and beef. Nom.

acetheone 8