By kohler9790 - 22/02/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
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mega00ant 0

Bacon...who would give up bacon?!? I

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Goatinsfriend 8

She made you go on the diet as well? I wouldn't go through with a vegan diet.

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UsernameHere234 13

Was it you making love to the fried chicken and licking and biting it all over especially the breast meat? Cuz I have had... I mean ya that'd be weird.

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UsernameHere234 13

There is truly nothing wrong with being vegetarian or even vegan. The problem is for those who try to be they need to find different methods of getting other types of proteins and often it will take a long time for the body to get used to it because we are evolutionarily geared toward omnivory

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etoilenuit 15

If your having all those issues your not eating a vegan diet correctly. In fact, you should never go hungry because there's no calorie counting. You can eat as much as you want. And if your not eating as much because you don't like it, then your wife needs to learn how to cook :)

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Nitrogenica 6

Thermodynamics, dude, basic... energy in must be equal to or less than energy out, or you'll gain weight. If you eat 3000 calories of vegan food it's the same as 3000 calories of fried crap. I don't really understand what point you're making with the calorie thing?

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schmelia 10

Or he could learn to cook meals he likes instead of relying on his wife to do it...

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schmelia 10

And you can certainly be an obese vegan. Vegan whipped cream, vegan sour cream, vegan cheese, chips... There's a hell of a lot of processed crap you can buy from the supermarket that also happens to be vegan, unfortunately.

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TheDrifter 23

And if eating the leftover chemicals found in flesh bothers you, never, ever look into how vegan replicas of non vegan products are made. The amount of chemicals and chemical alteration that goes into making vegan "chick'n strips" is truly disturbing. Yes, I know first hand, I am the trucker that delivers their chemicals.

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MargaretColleen 8

Don't feel bad. If I were on a vegan diet, I would be dreaming about fried chicken, too.

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crauen 0

P.E.T.A, people eating tasty animals. I would never give up my membership.

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isis_morrigan 18

Hopefully your body will adjust eventually, or she will stop forcing you to follow her diet. I say sneak out and get some fried chicken! What she don't know won't hurt her!

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shiftless 5

You're supposed to cheat like every vegan does! Just make a run to KFC!

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