By kohler9790 - 22/02/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
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mega00ant 0

Bacon...who would give up bacon?!? I

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Goatinsfriend 8

She made you go on the diet as well? I wouldn't go through with a vegan diet.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Don't worry, another guy on here had an intense dream about bacon. You can go relate :P

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gonad_gobbler 1

I could never be a vegan, in fact I think heaven is filled with fried chicken and naked women, I plan to have a breast in one hand and a leg in the other.

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Enslaved 36

My sister's vegan. I don't know how she does it? I guess over time, your body just gets use to it. Wow, I kinda want fried chicken for breakfast all in a sudden!

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williamcarter93 13

Why did you let your wife tell you what to eat in the first place? I mean, she can suggest, but can she actually impose it on you?

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perdix 29

Keep ******' that chicken!

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A7x4REVer 3

I could not become a vegetarian to save my life... There's a gun and a celery stick.....bang

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schmelia 10

A vegetarian diet is a fuckload more interesting (and healthy) than just eating celery. You need to be more adventurous.

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MissHayleyJames 7

Except that most vegetables taste like ass and nothing will replace meat.

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perdix 29

I can see vegetarian, but not vegan -- I can't live without my dairy products! Of course, I live in America's Dairyland where even trying to do that is treasonous!

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TheDrifter 23

I'm from Alberta, we push organic beef (better profit margin) and diesel fuel. Bicycle riding vegans are practically social pariahs here, except in the indoctrination camps, I mean universities.

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perdix 29

And we are brothers through the Mighty Cheeseburger!

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phresh_men17 3

What was the chicken doing?

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schmelia 10

Have you heard of embodied energy? It takes faaaaar more plant matter to feed a cow than it does to feed me. We're basically cutting out the middle men. *Prepares for thumbs down for taking a joke too seriously*

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