By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
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Briiyahh 7

I would've hit them I have low tolerance for bullshit you shouldn't tolerate that

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Mahtari 19

I see no problem. If I had a roommate who did that, I'd just do it back.

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Futacy 29

Unfortunately, OP has a cold, so he/she will be more vulnerable and in bed much longer than his/her roommate.

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Enslaved 36

I would love to have your roommate because that's my type of music but if it's not yours. . . Your mate needs a nut check!

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keven501 12

I'd throw a wet cat on them in the morning

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TheDrifter 23

Why use a table? just crouch naked over his face and take video for the internet. Guaranteed viral hit.

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GothicAngel17 24

104- That sounds painful for the guy crouching over him...

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j_cat187 19

I prefer the farting with baby powder prank. Give that bastard pink eye.

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Enslaved 36

Damn! You beat me to it by 2 minutes! :P

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trqskq 14

You should hit him with a piece of heavy metal. If he likes the sound of it, he should like the feel of it striking his face.

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RabidLimaBeans 16

Since that theory makes any kind of sense

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Dblocker 18

Now that's taking the term "metalhead" to the next level!

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honeybadgerDG2S 2

Punch him in the fa e while he is sleeping

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Enslaved 36

Did he play "Van Halen"? "Back to the Future" flashback!

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baronvonstosch 0

Van halen isn't heavy metal Hard rock, yes Metal, no. Pantera is metal

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Enslaved 36

"Van Halen's" music was played in that movie scene. Ummm. . . "Eddie" Van Halen to be precise. :P That's why I said them(:

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sbuxsux11 8

pantera is definitely metal compared to van halen! damn i miss pantera

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Turtle_rebellion 10

I'm guessing it was around this time that you "reacted out of instinct" and beat the shit out of him?

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