Kids: Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year...

By BathroomMuch - 25/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By mommylife - 15/04/2015 04:17 - United States - Schaumburg

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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noidea_fml 3

Friday 25 December 2009 22:29

hahaha your son is awesome

LMFAO_fail 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:29

...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

Comments

kagexp 4

Friday 1 January 2010 21:01

What a kick ass son! (Y)

kagexp 4

Friday 1 January 2010 21:04

What a kick ass son! (Y)

Morana_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 17:37

your son is an absolute Genius!! HAHAHAHA

chaos753159 4

Sunday 10 January 2010 19:21

YDI for trying to be santa

xtrixxxyx 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:20

He should of used castor oil.

DllnBro 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 18:55

ahahahahahaha ur son is the shit. nice one, thats the hardest I've ever laughed at a FML post

niesenator 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 1:50

Don't normal people leave milk for Santa? Who wants juice with cookies? lol

hungry_hippos41 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 7:16

Lock him in the bathroom after you destroy the toilet to teach him a lesson. haha and the end part "well played son"..haha that topped it off.

Harmonylover 0

Friday 23 April 2010 0:33

im sorry but your son sounds like my little buddy and i love him so much so you got a little cleaned out im sure it made your kid happy when he saw that santa's juice was gone. :)