Kids: Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year...

By BathroomMuch - 25/12/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 11:37 - United States

Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML

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By dani0810 - 22/01/2013 11:39 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

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By will - 14/08/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, my 6-year-old son apparently decided to make a game out of clogging the toilet with toilet paper. He won, and now the whole basement is flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By GrumpyMonk - 21/01/2022 04:58

Today, my son was playing with a piece of plastic wrapping and trying not to let it fall to the floor as if it were a balloon. This is after he got some kick ass gifts for Christmas. Kids. FML

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By mommylife - 15/04/2015 04:17 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my 3-year-old broke his glasses, clogged the toilet with Hot Wheel cars, and covered the whole house with Cheerios. All in a matter of roughly 6 minutes while I was putting laundry away. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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Boys will be annoying boys

By shouldve used a condom - 29/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was under the impression that my kids would eventually grow out of wanting to watch me use the bathroom. Instead, my 7 year-old son attempted to pick the lock so he could watch me take a shit and make fun of me for it. FML

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Friday 25 December 2009 22:29

hahaha your son is awesome

LMFAO_fail 0

Friday 25 December 2009 22:29

...You didn't HAVE to drink it. Pretty sure he wouldn't be able to tell the difference between down the drain and down your throat. I would never drink juice or especially milk that had been left out for a while. LOL

Comments

foxtrot_uniform 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:21

LOL! i found out that santa wasn't real when one year, i got heaps of amazing expensive presents from 'santa', but none from my parents.......

Omnigeek6 1

Monday 28 December 2009 2:37

Well, the next year just give him coal. It's that simple.

Ilurveunderoath 0

Monday 28 December 2009 5:01

lollollollol i feel kinda bad but this is hilarious!

widlis08 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:28

who leaves juice out for Santa? it's milk

JokingJoe 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:29

The score- son: 1 you: deuce

DITyler 0

Monday 28 December 2009 19:53

Why has this kid got access to that kinda stuff? YDI.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 29 December 2009 4:33

Well, you could've broken it to him one way or another. It looks like you did it the hard way. It also means that your son is the smarter one.

taoKAKA 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:23

Your son is a possible genius. Growing up I always asked Santa for proof that he existed, like a piece of the reindeer's old harness or a piece of spare fabric from Mrs. Clause when she made his outfit. I got them every year. Then two days after Christmas one year my father asked me to go get him socks cuz he was late for work. There was a Santa hat in with his socks with a square piece of cloth cut out. That's how I learned that Santa didn't exist...